1. Why don’t aliens ever win at poker?
Because they always fold under pressure from Earth’s gravity!
2. What did the alien say to the UFO mechanic?
“Beam me up only if you’ve fixed that rattle this time!”
3. Why are alien parties so quiet?
Because no one wants to disturb the “space”!
4. How do aliens pay for things?
In star-bucks, but they don’t like the coffee.
5. What’s an alien’s favorite place to go for fun?
The “Universal” studios!
6. How can you tell an alien is vegan?
Their spaceship runs on green energy…literally!
7. Why do aliens make terrible chefs?
Because all they ever serve is unidentified frying objects.
8. What did the alien say to the asteroid?
“You rock, but don’t get too close!”
9. Why did the alien break up with the robot?
Because their relationship felt too “mechanical.”
10. How does an alien brush up on Earth culture?
They download it directly from “spacebook.”
