The Patent Trap. Why You Should Never Patent Your Free Energy Device. - HopeGirl Blog

The Patent Trap. Why You Should Never Patent Your Free Energy Device. - HopeGirl Blog

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The Top 10 Reasons UFO Debunkers are Silly and Wrong

1. They're just jealous that aliens haven't chosen to abduct them yet. Maybe they need to work on their interstellar charisma!

2. They think "swamp gas" and "weather balloons" explain everything. Yeah, because nothing says advanced extraterrestrial technology like a bunch of balloons floating in the sky!

3. They're in denial about the existence of life beyond Earth because they're afraid it might have better Netflix shows than us.

4. They spend more time debunking UFO sightings than they do investigating their own fashion choices. I mean, who still wears socks with sandals in this day and age?

5. They're convinced that every blurry photo of a UFO is just a speck of dust on the lens. Well, maybe they should clean their glasses and take a closer look!

6. They're like the party poopers of the universe, raining on our parade of alien excitement with their logical explanations and scientific skepticism. Lighten up, debunkers, it's not like the aliens are here to steal our snacks.

7. They think crop circles are just elaborate pranks by bored farmers. Yeah, because clearly, farmers have nothing better to do than create intricate geometric patterns in their fields for kicks and giggles.

8. They dismiss eyewitness accounts of UFO encounters as hallucinations or mass hysteria. Hey, just because you've never seen a flying saucer while walking your dog at 3 a.m. doesn't mean it didn't happen to someone else!

9. They refuse to accept that some UFO sightings defy all conventional explanations. I mean, come on, how else do you explain a giant glowing orb performing acrobatics in the night sky?

10. And finally, they're just afraid to admit that the truth is out there, lurking in the shadows of the unknown. But hey, debunkers, don't worry – when the aliens finally show up to say hello, we'll be sure to save you a seat on the mothership!

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